he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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