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(407): View more from Florida

I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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(757): View more from Virginia

Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY

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(785): View more from Kansas

I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Chivalry really is dead.

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