Whoa Z and x make the same sound
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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