I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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