Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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