I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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