is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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