I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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