I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
