There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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