Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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