Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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