rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I have fence marks all over my body
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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