She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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