how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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