no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dignity is for republicans.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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