It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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