So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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