tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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