My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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