haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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