I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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