what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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