Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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