Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I've blown a few things in my day
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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