I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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