these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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