Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
did you just send me my own nude
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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