Porn is love you can see.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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