I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
