my phone needs a breathalizer
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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