listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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