i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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