dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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