Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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