I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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