She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
