i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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