Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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