I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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