brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm too high and old for this...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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