Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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