Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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