I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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