dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize