The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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