you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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