I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We left an ass print on the piano.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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