The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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