Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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