Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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