Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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