i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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