She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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